Jul 16
The Beach
I love the beach.
I know, you’re saying “Big girl at the beach, no way!” I know something you don’t know … it’s all about attitude.
I show up in my bikini and pour on that charm, and I get guys falling all over themselves to please me. None of those toothpick girls can line the guys up like I can. I’ll head down to the beach volleyball tournament and wait for my chance to play. In no time at all, I’m out there jumping around, seeing how much bounce my breasts can give. Those itty-bitty-flat-committee just huff and puff while the guys all start chatting with me.
I’ll take my pick of the litter, and send the others back to play with the stick-figure girlies. The one I grab follows me back to my motel room where I tear him up one side and down the other. No, big girls aren’t necessarily lazy … some of us are big because we really know how to enjoy all the pleasures in life.