Jan 12
Funny Games - NOT
Some guys just don’t know when they’ve gone too far.
My current (soon to be ex) boyfriend went too far yesterday, and the only reason he’s not already my ex is that I intend to exact my revenge on him before I dump him.
To be fair, during our relationship, we’re constantly pulling pranks on each other … like the time I sent a male stripper to him at work, or the time he had the department store announce that my husband was waiting outside with our 12 kids … three times, and each time with a different husband name.
This time was different, though … he went too far. I went with him to the construction site he was working at, and we wandered around until I had to pee … really bad. Against my better judgement, I used one of those little phonebooth toilets all construction sites have, and no sooner than I had squatted over the toilet doing my best not to touch anything … WHOOSH the walls and roof just went up in the air. A crane had taken all privacy away, and there was the construction crew gathered around to watch me pee in public. I couldn’t stop it … I had to pee so bad. I just stayed there trying to ignore the catcalls and wolf whistles as my golden stream gushed forth.
To him, this was just another funny jokedone in front of his friends that saw his male stripper, but to me, that went too far. I HAVE to get him back … one last big prank. Then I can dump his sorry ass!
Give me a call
1-888-693-9418, ask for Nicole