Jan 3
Happy New Year!
Just wanted to give a shout out, wishing everyone a happy New Year. Now for my story…
I was at a New Year’s party, and just like everyone else, had a few too many, so I wasn’t too steady on my feet. That plus the fact that there were people everywhere also not too steady on their feet made trying to walk a comedy of errors. I stumbled at one point, and my foot went right into a Lemon Meringue pie (don’t ask me what it was doing on the floor … maybe the guy before me dropped it in order to keep HIS balance).
Well, YUK! … Lemon meringue squishing between my toes and making my foot too slippery to walk, so I just flopped right there confused as to what to do next when this knight in shining armor appeared in front of me (Actually, it was Dean from the accounting department, and he was just dressed in his usual stuff, minus the coat and with his tie loose instead of a tight, perfect knot.
Dean knelt down in front of me without saying a word, and started licking my foot clean while gazing up into my eyes. I just sat there at first confused, then realizing what was going on, I shifted my leg position to allow him better access for cleaning (which also allowed him a chance to look up my dress). Once I did that, there was no stopping Dean … he gave my entire foot a tongue bath, even getting the last bit of meringue from between each of my toes.
After that, we were inseperable for the ret of the evening … he even sobered up enough to drive me home afterwards … but that’s another story.
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