Jan 7
Cheesecake!!
Yeah, so every year I make the same resolution, and every year I break the same resolution. What’s with dieting? It should be outlawed!
You guessed it, my resolution was to lose weight this year … well, I’m off to a great start. I was trying to get my mind off food, so I head over to my friend’s house to just chat with her for awhile, and what does she have out on her kitchen table? A Whole Cherry Cheesecake with only one slice missing. I LOVE cheesecake … I mean REALLY love it. As soon as I see it there, my eyes can’t leave it. My friend sees that I’m very distracted, and offers for me to have the rest of it, that it was too rich for her. She’s also trying to rush me out the door since she has a date coming over. Not wanting to spoil her date, I grab the cheesecake and head back to my place. I grab a fork and sit down in front of the T.V. and dig in. Oh My Gawd!! It was GOOD! Part-way through eating it, I thought to myself “This is better than sex!” … then a funny notion comes to me … What could be better than this if this is better than sex? … This WITH sex! … so I go grab my trusty vibrator and leave my panties behind in the bedroom, then stretch out on the sofa to REALLY enjoy the cherry cheesecake. I’d slide a bite into my mouth, and as I ran it around in my mouth, savoring the taste, I’d slide my vibrator in and out of my pussy. MMmmm. I was in heaven!
Anyway, by the time I climaxed, the cheesecake was all gone. You know how they say “You can’t have your cake and eat it, too”? … well, you can always have the memory of the cake, but only if you eat it. Okay, so I slipped again on my resolution … I’ll slip again next year if someone offers me cheesecake and sex.
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