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It ain’t easy bein a super squirter.  I go thru more bedsheets than the KKK!  But it’s not just that.  My mattresses suffer.  I mean yes I have rubber fitted sheets to catch it up.. but sometimes I forget to put them back on.  And I think oh it’s no big deal.  And then I get to masturbating, or my bf starts eating me out or I’m on a super hot call with one of you guys and all the sudden the mattress is soaked right thru to the box board.  I kid you not, this is my 5th mattress in 3 years.  It’s a good one too.  Nice pillowtop.  Nice soft and inviting.. the kind a big curvy gal’s body can sink right into and spread out…. make big fat angels in…. I LOVE my bedroom I really do.  I just wish I wasn’t quite so juicy. 

Not to mention I’ve nearly drowned my bf a few times.  The other night I was sitting on his face and I gushed cum right up his nose.  He couldn’t stop hacking and coughing for a whole hour. 

But I got mine!  Ha!!!

Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s time to break in this brand new queen size… Mmmmmmm

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I am officially an olympic squirter now!!!  I’m so proud of myself. I’ve trained my pussy to perform on command, every orgasm, every time!!!  I can squirt a guy’s face at five paces.. that is if he’s skilled enough to get me to the TOP in the first place.  But I don’t worry about that too much because I don’t waste time with guys who don’t know how to make me cum, especially if they can’t be trained. 

It’s the easiest thing in the world to make a girl cum.  Just listen to her and do what she says when she says it!!  Every girl is different so it will always take a bit of practice…  never look for that one size fits all move… it doesn’t exist!  It doesn’t even remain the same over time.  There are things that used to make me cum when I was 16 that wouldn’t make me break a sweat at 26. 

But I digress… this isn’t about training guys but rather how I’ve successfully trained myself!!  I’m so proud of my pussy I can’t begin to tell you.  I’ve always been a super wet cummer.. always leaking like a faucet and leaving big huge stains in the bed.  But the squirting thing was always hit and miss.  Some days I’d go weeks without it happening again, even if I came every single day.   Not anymore. it’s all in the G spot baby…  all in the slow build up and of course, drink your 8 glasses of water today!  You gotta give the puss SOMETHING to work with! 

I could tell you more, but all this talk about squirting has me wanting to go lay downa nd make it happen again.  I wonder if I can hit the wall this time!  We’ll see!!

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I’m so sick of hearing in the media how Barbie dolls are destroying girl’s self esteem as they grow up.  I never thought of my barbie dolls as real or how I supposed to look when I grew up.  In fact I always thought barbie was weird and creepy looking… those crazy long legs and the stiff boobs with no nipples, no cooch nothing soft or fun about being a woman whatsoever!!  But you know what my barbies WERE good for??   I’ll tell you.  Those long rubber legs were great for reaching all the way up little snatch…. I swear… I was fucking myself with barbie’s legs on a regular basis.  Sometimes One at a time, sometimes Both!  One time my mother caught me and started screaming at me… she spanked me and took my dolls away….  my grandma not knowing why i couldnt have barbies anymore had pity on me and bought me a whole new playset on the following xmas.  THAT was a great xmas lemme tell you!!!  I especially loved the barbies with the bendable legs…  I think I set the record for youngest girl ever to find her g-spot!!!  Oddly enough… my Ken doll never gave me any pleasure.  But he was a real joke.  A dickless prettyboy with no flexibility.  Even THEN I knew I could do a lot better.  And so could Barbie!!!  So the moral of the story is… don’t assume us little chubby girls grew up with low self esteem because of our dolls.  Some of us were VERY satisfied with our toys.  *AHEM*….

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I just got off of the hottest call!!  One of my callers bought my panties last week.. regular granny cut panties, big beige cotton ones…  . he had asked me to wear them for a few days.. do everything in them.. make sure they were good and funky.  Of course I said YES.  Then he sent in his money and I sent the crusty panties just as he requested.  I kind of thought that would be the end of it.  But he called just this morning asking me to view his webcam.  I said sure… I always love to watch!!  Well sure enough he was standing there naked wearing my big ol’ granny panties.. his throbbing cock bulging out the front.  He gave me the hottest show.  He took off the panties and described each and every stain on them, guessing which was my pussy juice, which was my piss, which was HIS precum, which was a skidmark…  SO NASTY but oh so hot and forbidden.  I watched him sucking and tasting my panties until they were soaking wet with his spit.  And then he shot the hugest load I’ve ever seen.  Some even hit the webcam!!  Oh man that made me so fucking wet.  If I had been wearing panties this morning I would have sent him those too!!  Mmmmmmm… ’scuse me I have to go finish myself off, *ahem*….

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I have no idea why any girl ever worries about her weight.  I’ve been a little my whole life but the boys have always gone crazy for me.  Especially the black guys and latin guys they really know how to appreciate a big bubble ass like mine, and thick thighs and curves… this is how a woman SHOULD look.  they really throw you around in the bedroom, cuz they know you are soft enough to bounce!!!    i know i also prefer my girls on the thicker side.. just something about running my hands across those soft hills and valleys all thru her body… i remember when i was little my Aunt Ekie (short for Ekaterina)   was very plump, okay FAT,  and built like one of those Ruebens painting…big pink globes for breasts, a big soft round belly, a big round ass thick thighs and calves.. GAH!   she was so beautiful to me.  when she would babysit me, we would take naps together and I would run my little hands up and down over her arms, her tummy and her legs and between her legs as close as i could get to her pussy without her realizing… sometimes i would try to touch her breasts too and she would let me rub them and massage them a little, up to a point, but when I started getting a little “too” interested she’d say you like to play with tits so much you need to grow your own, then she’d roll over and fall asleep.  then i’d wait til she fell all the way asleep and run my hands up and down her ass LOL.  I don’t know what it was about her body that fascinated me so.  I both wanted to touch it and caress it but i also wanted it for myself too.   i imagined shrinking myself very small and running on top of her naked body like i was running across a soft doughy landscape… climbing up the mountain of her breast all the way up to the nipple.   i imagined she tasted like candy, like those Peeps marshmallow chicks and bunnies that you only ever see around Easter. i wanted to lick Aunt Ekie so bad all over her big round pink body.. but I never dared.  Well these days I’m happy to let just about anybody run their tongues all over MY big ol’ thighs.  Mmmmmm…  i think i’m going to lay back on the bed now and have a little fun time all by myself…  remembering  all Aunt Ekie’s cracks and crevices while tasting mine….

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I can’t believe how sheltered my boyfriend is sometimes.  I mean sexually.  I’m only the second girl he’s ever slept with.  He had some longterm highschool sweetheart but they broke up when he graduated college last year.  In a way I love it, cuz that means I get to train him. She was kind of a prude who only liked sex missionary.  HA!!   But at times his virginal ways drive  me crazy;  I am  SUPER adventurous and I need my partner to be too.  He has what it takes to be truly kinky and he’s definitely cum a long way since he started seeing me. He  LOVES to watch, he loves porn, he loves to tie me up and to be tied up,  and he loves to play with me in front of others. He even loves hearing about my sexual exploits past and present.    But certain things freak him out. 

So I’m sucking his dick this morning, right? And he’s all OoooOO Suuzzzz  OooOOo Suuuuuuz  which means he’s about to blow so its time to either pull out his cock and let him spray on my face and my tits, or SWALLOW every last drop.  He gets so turned on watching me do both  sometimes that he stays hard and fucks me again right away.  I LOVE His stamina!  But I noticed that whenever I choose to swallow he won’t kiss me for at least an hour, cuz he’s freaked out “Ewww my dick was just in there, gross!”  But before I started blowing him this morning I made him promise to kiss me afterwards, just this once.  He’ll agree to anything when he needs a blowjob, trust me!  So he blows his load and I let it fill my mouth… he is SUCH a heavy cummer it’s unbelievable… always at least six or seven HUGE spurts of cum from him.  So he  unloads in my mouth and instead of swallowing I hold it all in my cheek and  flash him this big secret cheshire cat smile.  He collapses backwards on the bed gasping for breath, unsuspecting.  I crawl on top of him, still smiling, and lean in close for that kiss.  I see him close his eyes and open his mouth so trustingly…..

EWWWWWWWW!!!  SUUUUUUUUZ!! AAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!  WHAT?? WTF?”"  WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!!  *gagging sounds*

“It’s a snowball, baby!”  I coo at him, batting my lashes.

“You.. YOU…. Y-you….  UGH!!!”

“Oh come on… it’s protein.  You need more protein in your diet, you’re all skin and bones!”  I’m howling watching him spit and wipe his mouth..

He’s red with rage and embarrassment, his mouth frothing with cum … He chases me around the apartment with a pillow, half laughing half yelling at me….  Poor baby.  He’s still traumatized.  Everytime I walk into the room he pouts and turns his head away from me.     I’ll have to make it up to him somehow.  He says he’s going to make me pay for that, when I least expect it… I’m not sure how, tho.   There’s nothing I’m not kinky enough to try and like.  Bring it on!!

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I’m so embarrassed. I got really drunk last night and made a fool of myself at a dance club.  Apparently I had like 9969699700443 Jello-Shots and got traaaaaaaashed, and got kicked out for flashing my cootch at people while dancing on the bar.  Well my bf tells me it was for alot more than that, as I can only vaguely remember what happened.  From what I understand it wasn’t just that I flashed them, but that I squatted and peed a little in this one guy’s shot glass since he was egging me on.  That part I kind of do remember because he was staring up my skirt while I was dancing  (no panties, natch) and I remember going over to him and lifting up my skirt to give him a full view of the ol’ lady hole, and he started screaming OMG OMG YOUR PUSSY GIVE ME THAT PUSSY sticking out his tongue like he wanted to lick it, and  he may or may not actually have licked my clit a couple of times, I remember sitting on the bar and him burying his face between my thighs and shaking his head back and forth like B-B-B-B-B-bUH!!! And laughing cuz his five o’clock shadow was tickling me…  then I got up and yeah now I remember I got up and said “looks like you need another drink!”  so I grabbed the shot glass from his hand and squatted over it and peed in it a little.. and shortly after that all hell broke loose LOL. 

My bf puts up with alot of my antics but the next thing I knew he and the security guards were dragging me the hell out of the bar into a cab home.  I was so pissed and kicking and screaming and carrying on, and then I got superhorny for some reason and tried to convince my BF to let me blow him in the taxi.  HE FUCKING REFUSED ME LOL.  Then we get to my place and he’s half dragging me half carrying me into my apt and telling me I need to sleep it off and he’d be back in the morning.  Last thing I remember was being face down on the bed thnking I hafta pee I’d better get up and pee.  But this morning I woke up in the same position, facedown in the bed, in a pool of my own pissy wet sheets and clothes soaked thru with the unmistakeable smell of vodka and urine.  UGH.  My mattress is soaked fucking thru and thru too. I’m trying to dry it out, but I think it’s toast.  Oh fucking well.  I wonder if those Bedwetter’s groups have AA meetings on the side??  I’d better get on the phone to my BF and make it up to him.  I’m gonna have to give him SO MUCH HEAD to make up for last night, I’d better start popping my jaw ahead of time, loosen it up good for when he grudgefucks my face tonight! LOL. 

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