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  Some guys just don’t know when they’ve gone too far.

My current (soon to be ex) boyfriend went too far yesterday, and the only reason he’s not already my ex is that I intend to exact my revenge on him before I dump him.

To be fair, during our relationship, we’re constantly pulling pranks on each other … like the time I sent a male stripper to him at work, or the time he had the department store announce that my husband was waiting outside with our 12 kids … three times, and each time with a different husband name.

This time was different, though … he went too far.  I went with him to the construction site he was working at, and we wandered around until I had to pee … really bad.  Against my better judgement, I used one of those little phonebooth toilets all construction sites have, and no sooner than I had squatted over the toilet doing my best not to touch anything … WHOOSH the walls and roof  just went up in the air.  A crane had taken all privacy away, and there was the construction crew gathered around to watch me pee in public.  I couldn’t stop it … I had to pee so bad.  I just stayed there trying to ignore the catcalls and wolf whistles as my golden stream gushed forth.

To him, this was just another funny jokedone in front of his friends that saw his male stripper, but to me, that went too far.  I HAVE to get him back … one last big prank.  Then I can dump his sorry ass!

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1-888-693-9418, ask for Nicole

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I remember one time I was babysitting my three brothers. They were especially active that night, and I had my hands full trying to keep up with them.
At one point, while I was chasing after Mark and Paul for some mischief they had gotten into, apparently John was able to get some rope out of the garage. Before I knew what was going on, they had me tied up in front of the couch - my arms stretched out and tied one direction, and my legs stretched out and tied to the other end. I think it was Mark that first mentioned “tickle torture”, but as soon as those words were spoken, all three started screaming them and descending on me. They were tickling me so bad I couldn’t control myself. I started peeing … and once I started, I couldn’t stop … I peed alot. The boys froze for a moment, stared at me, then stared at each other, then started laughing and yelling “Brandi peed her panties!”. Then they all pulled out their cocks from their pants and peed right on me.
After they were done peeing, they agreed to untie me in order to take a shower, but only if I let them watch. The rest of the evening I was somehow to keep them quite calm.
BRANDI
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I’m so embarrassed. I got really drunk last night and made a fool of myself at a dance club.  Apparently I had like 9969699700443 Jello-Shots and got traaaaaaaashed, and got kicked out for flashing my cootch at people while dancing on the bar.  Well my bf tells me it was for alot more than that, as I can only vaguely remember what happened.  From what I understand it wasn’t just that I flashed them, but that I squatted and peed a little in this one guy’s shot glass since he was egging me on.  That part I kind of do remember because he was staring up my skirt while I was dancing  (no panties, natch) and I remember going over to him and lifting up my skirt to give him a full view of the ol’ lady hole, and he started screaming OMG OMG YOUR PUSSY GIVE ME THAT PUSSY sticking out his tongue like he wanted to lick it, and  he may or may not actually have licked my clit a couple of times, I remember sitting on the bar and him burying his face between my thighs and shaking his head back and forth like B-B-B-B-B-bUH!!! And laughing cuz his five o’clock shadow was tickling me…  then I got up and yeah now I remember I got up and said “looks like you need another drink!”  so I grabbed the shot glass from his hand and squatted over it and peed in it a little.. and shortly after that all hell broke loose LOL. 

My bf puts up with alot of my antics but the next thing I knew he and the security guards were dragging me the hell out of the bar into a cab home.  I was so pissed and kicking and screaming and carrying on, and then I got superhorny for some reason and tried to convince my BF to let me blow him in the taxi.  HE FUCKING REFUSED ME LOL.  Then we get to my place and he’s half dragging me half carrying me into my apt and telling me I need to sleep it off and he’d be back in the morning.  Last thing I remember was being face down on the bed thnking I hafta pee I’d better get up and pee.  But this morning I woke up in the same position, facedown in the bed, in a pool of my own pissy wet sheets and clothes soaked thru with the unmistakeable smell of vodka and urine.  UGH.  My mattress is soaked fucking thru and thru too. I’m trying to dry it out, but I think it’s toast.  Oh fucking well.  I wonder if those Bedwetter’s groups have AA meetings on the side??  I’d better get on the phone to my BF and make it up to him.  I’m gonna have to give him SO MUCH HEAD to make up for last night, I’d better start popping my jaw ahead of time, loosen it up good for when he grudgefucks my face tonight! LOL. 

SUZI 1 888 229 3797

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Been meaning to tell you all…. one of my callers has started me on exploring watersports.  I never thought I’d be into it… but I have to say… it’s been incredibly erotic!!

I adore this caller.  He’s not satisfied until I have at least 3 orgasms before we really get down to business, so he spoils me rotten. I try my best to explain to him everything I’m doing to myself in graphic detail. Whether I’m using just my hands to play with my pussy, fingering myself with one, two then three fingers, searching my walls for the most pleasureable hot spots, or  teasing my clit in crazy circles until my hips are bucking on the bed and I can take no more… or fucking myself with my favorite dildo.  I go all out for him, I want to let him know just how badly I want to climax!!

Once I’m good and warmed up he asks me to get in the bathtub and keep on masturbating…  just let it all flow out… and whatever happens happens.  And I swear, it’s messy but it’s worth it!!   Listen, haven’t you ever cum so hard that you almost wet your pants?   Some of you ladies might know what I’m talking about here.    There’s something to be said about getting  so fucking excited that you lose control over your body functions!  I’m a big squirter to begin with, so wetting myself while I’m cumming isn’t too far fetched. 

I’ve been practising alot on the potty ever since he started me on this trip.  I go to the bathroom, sit down and  I start rubbing myself and getting myself close, isolating the sensations in my body… which parts of me are growing more tense and which ones are going slack.  Quite the erotic charge to get in tune with your body this way, just let the sensations flooooow.   Of course to take it away from the learned safety of the toilet, requires a lot of unlearning of reflexes!    It’s always such a surprise at first because you feel how warm it is, and you start to panic thinking… oh my god i’m peeing and i’m not on the potty!” but you push past that and just roll with it… you let it CUM and let it GOOOOOOOO.  And ssssssssssssssss…. that feeling of release!

I guess it takes me back to early childhood.. back when everything was still new and  I was still figuring out how my body worked and how everything made me feel and learning to control myself.  Well, I was never got good at that self control thing.. especially when it comes to physical pleasure.  I just can’t say no!! So no telling where all this will lead!  But that’s my latest kink. 

My name is Suzi and I’m a Self Wetter!  My body is like a leaky faucet.. Seems I’m usually dripping something down below…   Whether it’s water or cum or sweat.. I’m always  leaky, lubed and ready for a hot slippery ride with my favorite toys and a hot sexy voice telling me it’s gonna be alright.

Suzi 1-888-229-3797

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