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   Yeah, so every year I make the same resolution, and every year I break the same resolution.  What’s with dieting?  It should be outlawed!

   You guessed it, my resolution was to lose weight this year … well, I’m off to a great start.  I was trying to get my mind off food, so I head over to my friend’s house to just chat with her for awhile, and what does she have out on her kitchen table?  A Whole Cherry Cheesecake with only one slice missing.  I LOVE cheesecake … I mean REALLY love it.  As soon as I see it there, my eyes can’t leave it.  My friend sees that I’m very distracted, and offers for me to have the rest of it, that it was too rich for her.   She’s also trying to rush me out the door since she has a date coming over.  Not wanting to spoil her date, I grab the cheesecake and head back to my place.  I grab a fork and sit down in front of the T.V. and dig in.  Oh My Gawd!! It was GOOD!   Part-way through eating it, I thought to myself “This is better than sex!” … then a funny notion comes to me … What could be better than this if this is better than sex? … This WITH sex! … so I go grab my trusty vibrator and leave my panties behind in the bedroom, then stretch out on the sofa to REALLY enjoy the cherry cheesecake.  I’d slide a bite into my mouth, and as I ran it around in my mouth, savoring the taste, I’d slide my vibrator in and out of my pussy.  MMmmm. I was in heaven!

Anyway, by the time I climaxed, the cheesecake was all gone.  You know how they say “You can’t have your cake and eat it, too”? … well, you can always have the memory of the cake, but only if you eat it.  Okay, so I slipped again on my resolution … I’ll slip again next year if someone offers me cheesecake and sex.

1-888-694-5083, ask for Lana

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Just wanted to give a shout out, wishing everyone a happy New Year.  Now for my story…

I was at a New Year’s party, and just like everyone else, had a few too many, so I wasn’t too steady on my feet.  That plus the fact that there were people everywhere also not too steady on their feet made trying to walk a comedy of errors.  I stumbled at one point, and my foot went right into a Lemon Meringue pie (don’t ask me what it was doing on the floor … maybe the guy before me dropped it in order to keep HIS balance).

Well, YUK! … Lemon meringue squishing between my toes and making my foot too slippery to walk, so I just flopped right there confused as to what to do next when this knight in shining armor appeared in front of me (Actually, it was Dean from the accounting department, and he was just dressed in his usual stuff, minus the coat and with his tie loose instead of a tight, perfect knot.

Dean knelt down in front of me without saying a word, and started licking my foot clean while gazing up into my eyes.  I just sat there at first confused, then realizing what was going on, I shifted my leg position to allow him better access for cleaning (which also allowed him a chance to look up my dress).  Once I did that, there was no stopping Dean … he gave my entire foot a tongue bath, even getting the last bit of meringue from between each of my toes.

After that, we were inseperable for the ret of the evening … he even sobered up enough to drive me home afterwards … but that’s another story.

1-888-694-5083, ask for Lana

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I think maybe I get carried away with the food sex sometimes!!  Out of curiosity my fuckbuddy James and I wanted to see if we could make a banana split with my punani as the bowl, if you know hwat I mean.  Actually, it was all his idea but I consented only on the grounds that he finish every last drop (he could share some wiht me if he wanted, i’m always down for desert!)   So he got all the ingredients together.  The bananas.  The ice cream, and whipped cream and the cherries.   The first banana was too mushy and it mashed up in my pussy right away (guess I’m a little tighter than I thought haha!).   The second banana was sturdy enough but I had tosneeze at one point and once again, my pussy muscles clamped that badboy in half.  We then to FREEZE a banana and just have fun playing around with the whipped cream and cherries a bit.  He sprayed all kinds of smily faces on my body… ate cherries out of my navel.  Later that night we had forgotten about the banana and he begged me to get started again.  I was like STILL??? but okay.. I’m game.. that’s how James is, once he gets an idea in his head he can’t let it go til he sees it thru.  Must be his ADHD or somethin.. anyway.. so that banana was COLD, man!!  I was like wow wow wow okay I can handle it…  I clamped down reflexively from the cold but becuz it was frozen, my pussy was no match for its icy hardness!!  So James rings the banana with whipped cream and puts a cherry on my clit and snaps a quick pic for posterity… and i’m like “is that it?  youre gonna eat it right?”  and he says “But it’s FROZEN!!”  and im like well that was the deal man, you finish this shit.  So he got down on his knees and sucked on that frozen banana like a popsicle cock.. it was fascinating really… such a strange view from my end to see him deepthroating that banana-pop like it was my dick.. to feel it pushing against me as he moved his mouth up and down.. and buried his face and chin into the whip cream surrounding the rest of my snatch.   I must say it was pretty fucking hot.   I got a pic of him going at it too.  Total blackmail material haha!!  But since he’s already gotten his “just desserts” for the weekend I think i’ll let it ride…. 

MISSY  1 888 286 6497

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I’m a big girl but I love the skinny guys.  A big tall skinny guy with a long skinny dick to match, sliding in between my big luscious thighs.  I like to hold them there in a big fleshy vise like grip between my legs, where they are overpowered and forced to fuck me good.   I love to feel his hardness pumping into my softness… the way his wiry frame pounds my ass making my whole body shake and tremble like a big fat earthquake.  I love to watch the ripples of my breasts and my belly and my thighs with every thrust.  I love the sensation of throwing my fat thighs over his broad slender shoulders while he piledrives me into a screaming gushing orgasm.  Fucks me so hard he starts making me squirt out cum juices with every stroke, like sawing into a watermelon.. MmMMmm.. watermelon.  I love to eat while I fuck as well.  I love decadent flavors… chocolate, cherry and whipped cream… I love it when a man spreads honey all over my rolls and holes and licks me clean inside and out.  I’m one hedonistic little heifer, let me tell you!  But I can take it anyway you want to give it to me.  Everybody knows the big girls have the tightest and wettest pussies around.  Cum get some of Missy’s pink platter.. HOT out of the oven!! 

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By looking at me, you already figure I like food … but what I like most about food is using them for ‘toys’.
Everyone knows about cucumbers … sure, giant dildo with little french tickler bubbles on it. See, I prefer a zucchini because it has more knobbies. Carrots are good, too … they don’t fill you up as much, bu with a little extra hands-on, they can reach all sorts of interesting places. Bananas are okay for a short time, but they go soft too fast (that sounds familiar, huh?). Strawberries and cherries, always fun to play with, especially if you add in whipped cream or that chocolate-in-a-squirt-bottle stuff.
Got some more ideas? Call me, and we’ll chat about it.

Lana 1-888-694-5083

Wow! I’ve been so busy busy busy working on the phone and cumming, I haven’t any time to tell ya’ll what (and WHO) I did this summer! It was a total blast! My sister (Bridget) and I rented a bungalo in the Hamptons this summer, and right next door was a group of college boys. They were all so cute and all sooooo skinny, but they totally wanted me and sis –AT THE SAME TIME! :::howl:::

5 boys and two girls, and I think me and sis out weighed them. LOL!

Josh (the cutest ofthe boys) invited me and Bridget over one night for a beer blast and bbq, well I don’t have to tell you how much I love beer and RIBS! (yummmmmm). We had a total pig out, and I ain’t shy about packing away the food (as you might imagine), but even I was surprised, when my face all covered in bbq sauce, was suddenly pushed down on the ground by 5 young boys! They started pouring food all over me!

BBQ sauce, Mac and cheese, ice cream (chocolate thank you very much), and whatever else was on the table! Soon, Bridget and I were naked and rolling around in food and 19 year old boys! They each took their turns fucking us in all our holes, and licking dinner off our bodies!! It was so fucking hawt! Me and Sis felt like hot little piggies in shit!

After they were done –they hosed us off, and each of them took turns giving us a good solid spanking on our plump bottoms. That’s when me and Sis decided to put on a show for them. Bridgit and I were totally frenching each other, and took turns eating each other out! I’ve never been so turned on in my life!

But what happened next, was hotter than I could ever imagine — You should totally call me, and her about it!

Whoa.

Nicole

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