Hey, it’s life — you gotta laugh!

I remember one time I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob, and right as he was getting ready to cum … he must have been straining pretty hard … he ripped off a huge fart.  I laughed so hard his pecker popped right out of my mouth.  He was so close to the edge he couldn’t stop, but he was laughing at the same time,  so his snake-sausage was bouncing around on its own, spewing its white venom everywhere.  He was laughing so hard he started letting off a series of rat-a-tat farts that got us both laughing even harder.

Afterwards, we had a new game … find the droplets.  He had drops of cum all over the room, and each one we found we just looked at each other like “How did that get THERE?”  That’s how I like my sex.  Not necessarily with the farts … but fun, and the laughter.

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“Whew, at least that one was Silent!”

There was a brash lady named Nance
Who wore incredibly tight pants.
She let out a fart
that tore them apart.
Now she wears skirts, given the chance.

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