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Okay - I went on this date. It started out okay … a little snack something to eat at a drive-thru, then a movie. After that, we went off to this quiet area to be alone and started making out. Well, things progressed, and next thing you know, I’m totally naked except my shoes. This guy stops making out and gets this real wicked look in his eyes. He looks right into my eyes and says he’ll bet me that I wouldn’t dare try making it from this spot back to my house totally naked, and he waved two $100 bills at me. I have always had a hard time turning down a dare, so I agreed as long as I got the money up front.
Soooo … I climb out of the car and start planning my route … ten blocks for a fat naked lady in high-heels to cover unnoticed. Just imagine me running in the shadows, popping from tree to tree, sliding my naked butt tight against this wall, only to run over to that bush and duck down.
When I finally got home, he was there waiting with the door open. I did the final sprint inside, slammed the door shut and raped him on the spot … we were both so horny.

BRANDI at 1-888-258-6609
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We have this one mall in town that has guard/gate security at the entrance, and pay-on-your-way-out exit.  Well, since I love shopping, I use this parking area quite a bit - so much in fact that a few of the guards have started recognizing me as I approach, and scramble to be the one to let me in.  Of course, I make it worth their time by unbuttoning a couple extra buttons on my blouse, and adjusting things for maximum cleavage as I pull up.  Anyway, this one time I was trying to adjust the cleavage as I pulled up, and one boob got adjusted too far … it fell out of the bra right as I pulled up in front of the gate.  Damn, that guard had a big grin.  I decided to act like it had been intentional and started playing with my nipple.  When big-grin finally gave me the parking stub, it was blank except for his name and phone number.

When I was ready to leave, I made sure he was the one to take my stub at the exit … only now the stub had my phone number under his, and I dropped off my panties with it.

Give me a call if you want to hear more … or if you’re interested in some slightlty used panties as well.

1.888.258.6609, ask for BRANDI

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Have you been watching me thru my bedroom window at night? Have you been watching me undress, getting ready for bed … unclasping my bra to let my big boobies go free, bending way over as I pull down my panties? I’ve known for some time that you’re out there, that’s why I leave all my lights on, and my curtains pulled back. It’s why I leave my bedside lamp on when I climb into bed naked and spread my legs wide to diddle my clit.
I’m thinking about you outside my window while I do. I get so wet thinking of you watching me with your dick hanging free. I imagine you stroking it while you watch me fingering my pussy. I fantasize about the day you have the courage to come into my room and stuff that cock into my tight, hot pussy … burying your face between my big boobs … fucking me hard until I scream with pleasure.

LANA
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I’m so embarrassed. I got really drunk last night and made a fool of myself at a dance club.  Apparently I had like 9969699700443 Jello-Shots and got traaaaaaaashed, and got kicked out for flashing my cootch at people while dancing on the bar.  Well my bf tells me it was for alot more than that, as I can only vaguely remember what happened.  From what I understand it wasn’t just that I flashed them, but that I squatted and peed a little in this one guy’s shot glass since he was egging me on.  That part I kind of do remember because he was staring up my skirt while I was dancing  (no panties, natch) and I remember going over to him and lifting up my skirt to give him a full view of the ol’ lady hole, and he started screaming OMG OMG YOUR PUSSY GIVE ME THAT PUSSY sticking out his tongue like he wanted to lick it, and  he may or may not actually have licked my clit a couple of times, I remember sitting on the bar and him burying his face between my thighs and shaking his head back and forth like B-B-B-B-B-bUH!!! And laughing cuz his five o’clock shadow was tickling me…  then I got up and yeah now I remember I got up and said “looks like you need another drink!”  so I grabbed the shot glass from his hand and squatted over it and peed in it a little.. and shortly after that all hell broke loose LOL. 

My bf puts up with alot of my antics but the next thing I knew he and the security guards were dragging me the hell out of the bar into a cab home.  I was so pissed and kicking and screaming and carrying on, and then I got superhorny for some reason and tried to convince my BF to let me blow him in the taxi.  HE FUCKING REFUSED ME LOL.  Then we get to my place and he’s half dragging me half carrying me into my apt and telling me I need to sleep it off and he’d be back in the morning.  Last thing I remember was being face down on the bed thnking I hafta pee I’d better get up and pee.  But this morning I woke up in the same position, facedown in the bed, in a pool of my own pissy wet sheets and clothes soaked thru with the unmistakeable smell of vodka and urine.  UGH.  My mattress is soaked fucking thru and thru too. I’m trying to dry it out, but I think it’s toast.  Oh fucking well.  I wonder if those Bedwetter’s groups have AA meetings on the side??  I’d better get on the phone to my BF and make it up to him.  I’m gonna have to give him SO MUCH HEAD to make up for last night, I’d better start popping my jaw ahead of time, loosen it up good for when he grudgefucks my face tonight! LOL. 

SUZI 1 888 229 3797

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You can see by my picture that I’m not one of those bony, anorexic girls. The guys I know like me like this … a girl that’s happy with how she is, and has the energy to enjoy life properly.
I was on a date the other night, and after an evening of hair-pulling, back-scratching ass-slapping sex, he surprised me by asking if he could keep my panties. I realized that I had never actually taken them off - only pulled them to the side - so they were sopping wet mixed in our love-juices.
I figured he was into wearing panties or something, so I suggested he buy some clean ones or wait until I washed these, but he explained that since I cum so much, he would be able to smell my scent on them for a long time to come.
Well, he got me thinking, so here goes … if there’s any of you out there that want some panties, give me a call. If you call me and want the panties I’m wearing during the call, that can be arranged. I get so wet all the time that I’m always going through new pairs of panties like crazy.

LANA
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I still recall my 14th birthday so vividly it’s almost like yesterday. Momma was at work when daddy and my three brothers decided it was time to celebrate. Daddy grabbed hold of me in the living room and sat down on the couch. He pulled me across his lap and tore off my skirt I was wearing, all in one motion. Yanking my panties down to my ankles, he called my brothers into the room.
My brothers watched while daddy gave me my birthday spankings. Once daddy was done, each of my brothers took their turn spanking my big, red naked ass. After my baby brother was finished, daddy rolled me off his lap onto the floor. I just lay there for a bit, my bottom stinging from all that spanking. After a bit, I noticed my brothers were all standing over me grinning. It wasn’t until then that I realized my panties were still down around my ankles. I couldn’t think of how things could get more embarrassing, so I kicked off my panties, spread my legs and started masturbating right in front of all of them.

Brandi
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What’s a lonely girl to do? It;s summer, AC’s broken, and I’m still hot and horny.  Tonight I was laying in bed, fucking myself with my favorite dildo as usual, but noticing how much I was sweating, even with the fan.. well sometimes sweaty is good and sometimes it’s distracting and keeps you off your goal, if you know what I mean.  So I got up got a bowl of ice cubes to keep by the bed, and laid back down to finish getting myself off.  Too cool down I grabbed an ice cube and pressed it to my neck, feeling the cold wetness dribble into my hair and my pillow.   I slid it down my neck to my collarbone and to my breasts, one nipple, then the other nipple, delighting in the torture and relief until it melted into a cold puddle in the big fleshy folds of my stomach… Grabbed another cube, picked up where I left off on my big round tummy,dripping into my navel  until it disappeared at the top of the rough stubbly hairs of my snatch (time for another shave!).  Grabbed another cube and began to circle my hard swollen clit with its icy torture, the heat from my pussy melting the ice much faster than the rest of my body….  by now I’m soaking wet with ice water and my own cunt juices flowing.. the ecstasy of sensations hot and cold and wet and stubble and sweat all conspiring me to take a handful of cubes and force them into my pussy one by one… they almost immediately melted upon contact but oh my LORD what a feeling.  I know what I’ve got to try next time.. I think I’ll try freezing my dildo over night and seeing what that feels like in  he morning.  Right now I”m in a puddle of wet sheets…I have no idea how much is from the ice water and how much is from my big fat cunt.  Not that I care, because there is a hell of a lot more wet where that came from. 

MISSY  1 888 286 6497

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By looking at me, you already figure I like food … but what I like most about food is using them for ‘toys’.
Everyone knows about cucumbers … sure, giant dildo with little french tickler bubbles on it. See, I prefer a zucchini because it has more knobbies. Carrots are good, too … they don’t fill you up as much, bu with a little extra hands-on, they can reach all sorts of interesting places. Bananas are okay for a short time, but they go soft too fast (that sounds familiar, huh?). Strawberries and cherries, always fun to play with, especially if you add in whipped cream or that chocolate-in-a-squirt-bottle stuff.
Got some more ideas? Call me, and we’ll chat about it.

Lana 1-888-694-5083

5. Church- I have always wanted to have sex in church.  Not just an empty church, but with people showing up in the pews.  Maybe just fingering another girl quietly under our skirts sitting in the back pew.  Maybe getting fucked senseless while I’m in the confessional?  By a hot priest?? Grinding his cock into me with his hand over my mouth and his rosary beads and cross clattering!!!  OMG OMG OMG!!

4. Drive InTheatre - I know this sounds a little boring, Even cliche.  But I don’t mean discreet humping in the backseat of a car.  I mean right under the drive in screen in full view of everybody parked with people blaring their horns at us to keep going!  HONK IF YOU LOVE THIS PUSSY!!!

3. Police Car - This one can;t be too hard to pull off. I see cops cruising around my neighborhood all the time looking for trouble.  I wouldn’t disappoint. Cops make me wet. All that authority, and those handcuffs!   I just might make it a project to blow an officer in uniform before the summer is over!  I especially want to see how well he can fit his nightstick into my glovebox.  And if he  lifted up my skirt and pounded my pussy on the hood of his cruiser… EVEN BETTER!

2. Greyhound Bus Station - I can’t think of anything dirtier or more humiliating than fucking a perfect stranger in the filthy fucked up smelly confines of a bus station restroom.  Reeking of piss and shit and the cum of a thousand men… GROSS right?!  WRONG!   I would so go there!  I would pick some horny 16 yo boy  randomly out of a crowd.  Steal him away from his  mommy’s side…   Drag him into a restroom stall where I blow him like he’s never been blown before.  And he probably hasn’t been!  Mmmm… boy spunk!

1. JUMBOTRON - That’s right you heard me!  I’ve never been a big fan of sports, but seeing couples kissing and making out on those big screen shots during football games and baseball games,  has always given me ideas.  I’m willing to do JAIL TIME over this!!   One of these days you wait and see.  That camera will be panning the crowd and you’ll see me, topless showing my PINK to all the world right before a big fat cock slips in!!  Or maybe a shot of me with cum dripping down my chin!!!  Or passing a snowball cuz I’d just blew him in the stall!     Janet Jackson was an amateur with that nipple ring shit.   LOOK OUT WORLD HERE COMES  OOZIN SUZAN!!

If you have ideas where you think I should get fucked, or show my pussy, or fuck myself with a dildo in public, please don’t hesitate to call me with your suggestions!  I’m serious!!  There is almost nothing I won’t try! 

Suzi  1 888 229 3797

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I love the beach.
I know, you’re saying “Big girl at the beach, no way!” I know something you don’t know … it’s all about attitude.
I show up in my bikini and pour on that charm, and I get guys falling all over themselves to please me. None of those toothpick girls can line the guys up like I can. I’ll head down to the beach volleyball tournament and wait for my chance to play. In no time at all, I’m out there jumping around, seeing how much bounce my breasts can give. Those itty-bitty-flat-committee just huff and puff while the guys all start chatting with me.
I’ll take my pick of the litter, and send the others back to play with the stick-figure girlies. The one I grab follows me back to my motel room where I tear him up one side and down the other. No, big girls aren’t necessarily lazy … some of us are big because we really know how to enjoy all the pleasures in life.

Lana   1-888-694-5083

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