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The other day I was trying out new dresses when I noticed a hole in the changing room wall, and an eyeball at the hole.  At first I acted like I didn’t notice, and just made sure I changed in such a way as to give this eyeball a better look.  In time, I got more brave, and actually posed for him, holding out my titties to taunt him and such.  Next thing I knew, there was his one-eyed snake creeping through the hole … his purple-helmeted soldier standing at attention … his wonder-worm reaching out for me.

In no time at all I found myself on my knees as I started sucking on his meat-monster like a little bird begging for food.  It didn’t take long before I felt his hot load shooting into my mouth, as his soldier went to parade rest.  I stood up and wiped off my lips.  It was a funny feeling knowing that I would never know who got the blowjob.

BRANDI

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Last night I had such a great time with my neighbor.. we had the wildest sex ever, Tom really out did himself this time! He fucked me so hard and good that I had multiple orgasams all night long. I first started out by sucking on his long 9inch cock and he squirted his full load of hot cum down the back of my throat.. it was so hot and creamy! Tom always used to give me compliments ever since I was a teen, he would always tell me how he loved my voluptous curves and that he loved BBW’s.  In return I could not resist him, he was smoking hot, tall dark and handsome! After I sucked his cock for a while he then bent me over on all fours and really forced his cock in my tight shaved pussy, it felt so amazing that I instantly started to cum! He always told me that big girls ride dicks harder..lol.

Anna

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I can’t believe how sheltered my boyfriend is sometimes.  I mean sexually.  I’m only the second girl he’s ever slept with.  He had some longterm highschool sweetheart but they broke up when he graduated college last year.  In a way I love it, cuz that means I get to train him. She was kind of a prude who only liked sex missionary.  HA!!   But at times his virginal ways drive  me crazy;  I am  SUPER adventurous and I need my partner to be too.  He has what it takes to be truly kinky and he’s definitely cum a long way since he started seeing me. He  LOVES to watch, he loves porn, he loves to tie me up and to be tied up,  and he loves to play with me in front of others. He even loves hearing about my sexual exploits past and present.    But certain things freak him out. 

So I’m sucking his dick this morning, right? And he’s all OoooOO Suuzzzz  OooOOo Suuuuuuz  which means he’s about to blow so its time to either pull out his cock and let him spray on my face and my tits, or SWALLOW every last drop.  He gets so turned on watching me do both  sometimes that he stays hard and fucks me again right away.  I LOVE His stamina!  But I noticed that whenever I choose to swallow he won’t kiss me for at least an hour, cuz he’s freaked out “Ewww my dick was just in there, gross!”  But before I started blowing him this morning I made him promise to kiss me afterwards, just this once.  He’ll agree to anything when he needs a blowjob, trust me!  So he blows his load and I let it fill my mouth… he is SUCH a heavy cummer it’s unbelievable… always at least six or seven HUGE spurts of cum from him.  So he  unloads in my mouth and instead of swallowing I hold it all in my cheek and  flash him this big secret cheshire cat smile.  He collapses backwards on the bed gasping for breath, unsuspecting.  I crawl on top of him, still smiling, and lean in close for that kiss.  I see him close his eyes and open his mouth so trustingly…..

EWWWWWWWW!!!  SUUUUUUUUZ!! AAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!  WHAT?? WTF?”"  WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!!  *gagging sounds*

“It’s a snowball, baby!”  I coo at him, batting my lashes.

“You.. YOU…. Y-you….  UGH!!!”

“Oh come on… it’s protein.  You need more protein in your diet, you’re all skin and bones!”  I’m howling watching him spit and wipe his mouth..

He’s red with rage and embarrassment, his mouth frothing with cum … He chases me around the apartment with a pillow, half laughing half yelling at me….  Poor baby.  He’s still traumatized.  Everytime I walk into the room he pouts and turns his head away from me.     I’ll have to make it up to him somehow.  He says he’s going to make me pay for that, when I least expect it… I’m not sure how, tho.   There’s nothing I’m not kinky enough to try and like.  Bring it on!!

SUZI  1 888 229 3797

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I’m so embarrassed. I got really drunk last night and made a fool of myself at a dance club.  Apparently I had like 9969699700443 Jello-Shots and got traaaaaaaashed, and got kicked out for flashing my cootch at people while dancing on the bar.  Well my bf tells me it was for alot more than that, as I can only vaguely remember what happened.  From what I understand it wasn’t just that I flashed them, but that I squatted and peed a little in this one guy’s shot glass since he was egging me on.  That part I kind of do remember because he was staring up my skirt while I was dancing  (no panties, natch) and I remember going over to him and lifting up my skirt to give him a full view of the ol’ lady hole, and he started screaming OMG OMG YOUR PUSSY GIVE ME THAT PUSSY sticking out his tongue like he wanted to lick it, and  he may or may not actually have licked my clit a couple of times, I remember sitting on the bar and him burying his face between my thighs and shaking his head back and forth like B-B-B-B-B-bUH!!! And laughing cuz his five o’clock shadow was tickling me…  then I got up and yeah now I remember I got up and said “looks like you need another drink!”  so I grabbed the shot glass from his hand and squatted over it and peed in it a little.. and shortly after that all hell broke loose LOL. 

My bf puts up with alot of my antics but the next thing I knew he and the security guards were dragging me the hell out of the bar into a cab home.  I was so pissed and kicking and screaming and carrying on, and then I got superhorny for some reason and tried to convince my BF to let me blow him in the taxi.  HE FUCKING REFUSED ME LOL.  Then we get to my place and he’s half dragging me half carrying me into my apt and telling me I need to sleep it off and he’d be back in the morning.  Last thing I remember was being face down on the bed thnking I hafta pee I’d better get up and pee.  But this morning I woke up in the same position, facedown in the bed, in a pool of my own pissy wet sheets and clothes soaked thru with the unmistakeable smell of vodka and urine.  UGH.  My mattress is soaked fucking thru and thru too. I’m trying to dry it out, but I think it’s toast.  Oh fucking well.  I wonder if those Bedwetter’s groups have AA meetings on the side??  I’d better get on the phone to my BF and make it up to him.  I’m gonna have to give him SO MUCH HEAD to make up for last night, I’d better start popping my jaw ahead of time, loosen it up good for when he grudgefucks my face tonight! LOL. 

SUZI 1 888 229 3797

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5. Church- I have always wanted to have sex in church.  Not just an empty church, but with people showing up in the pews.  Maybe just fingering another girl quietly under our skirts sitting in the back pew.  Maybe getting fucked senseless while I’m in the confessional?  By a hot priest?? Grinding his cock into me with his hand over my mouth and his rosary beads and cross clattering!!!  OMG OMG OMG!!

4. Drive InTheatre - I know this sounds a little boring, Even cliche.  But I don’t mean discreet humping in the backseat of a car.  I mean right under the drive in screen in full view of everybody parked with people blaring their horns at us to keep going!  HONK IF YOU LOVE THIS PUSSY!!!

3. Police Car - This one can;t be too hard to pull off. I see cops cruising around my neighborhood all the time looking for trouble.  I wouldn’t disappoint. Cops make me wet. All that authority, and those handcuffs!   I just might make it a project to blow an officer in uniform before the summer is over!  I especially want to see how well he can fit his nightstick into my glovebox.  And if he  lifted up my skirt and pounded my pussy on the hood of his cruiser… EVEN BETTER!

2. Greyhound Bus Station - I can’t think of anything dirtier or more humiliating than fucking a perfect stranger in the filthy fucked up smelly confines of a bus station restroom.  Reeking of piss and shit and the cum of a thousand men… GROSS right?!  WRONG!   I would so go there!  I would pick some horny 16 yo boy  randomly out of a crowd.  Steal him away from his  mommy’s side…   Drag him into a restroom stall where I blow him like he’s never been blown before.  And he probably hasn’t been!  Mmmm… boy spunk!

1. JUMBOTRON - That’s right you heard me!  I’ve never been a big fan of sports, but seeing couples kissing and making out on those big screen shots during football games and baseball games,  has always given me ideas.  I’m willing to do JAIL TIME over this!!   One of these days you wait and see.  That camera will be panning the crowd and you’ll see me, topless showing my PINK to all the world right before a big fat cock slips in!!  Or maybe a shot of me with cum dripping down my chin!!!  Or passing a snowball cuz I’d just blew him in the stall!     Janet Jackson was an amateur with that nipple ring shit.   LOOK OUT WORLD HERE COMES  OOZIN SUZAN!!

If you have ideas where you think I should get fucked, or show my pussy, or fuck myself with a dildo in public, please don’t hesitate to call me with your suggestions!  I’m serious!!  There is almost nothing I won’t try! 

Suzi  1 888 229 3797

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Hi again, baby brother.

I was thinking about you, and specifically about those late nights you would sneak into my room. You would wake me up by putting your hand over my mouth, and you would whisper for me to be quiet so that mom wouldn’t hear. You would slide your hand down my throat to my silk nightie and start circling the outlines of my big boobies until my nipples started sticking straight out. you would pinch and pull on the nipples until they hurt, but I couldn’t make any noise or we would get caught. You’d reach over with your other hand and grab my wrist, then move my hand to your cock. I would feel it growing in my hand, and that would get me wet. I loved touching and holding your dick while it grew. Your hand would slide on down my silk nightie over my big tummy to my coochie, and you would rub the nightie against it. The silk material rubbing over my little button down there started getting my legs to shake with excitement, and the silky material started getting all wet from my juices. I would squeeze and stroke your dick even more … it felt sooo good. You’d have me get up on my knees in the bed and take off my nightie. I got even wetter knowing how your eyes bored into my naked body as I pulled off the nightie. Then you told me to spread my knees, and once you did, you slid between them. I didn’t mind, because now I could get an up-close look at your cock. I would explore your cock and balls with my mouth and hands, dragging my tongue all over and around. You were doing the same thing with me … poking and prodding your fingers into my sopping wet pussy, spreading my asscheeks, licking and flicking your tongue so well. All of this was made more exciting because we couldm’t make a sound. I felt like a champion when I could get your white jizz to gush all over my face, hands and titties.
Talk to you later, baby bro.

Brandi, at 1-888-258-6609

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there once was a nice girl named Suzi

who was more than a bit of a floozy

she squirted and fingered

for  boys who would bring her

big cocks for her tight little pussy

okay wow, i suck at poetry.   but i’m much better sucking at other things… ;)    .  i just realized i spend so much time talking about pleasuring myself, i never talk about how much i love to please others.  i love to lick, to suck, to nibble… i love to swallow and beg.  i love to tease, touch, and surrender.  i love it on top or on bottom.  i love it on my side.  i love it from behind… i love it with my legs behind my ears.  i love everything about sex.  put it in one of my holes and i’m in heaven.  the sounds, the sensations, the smells.  it all gets me high.  whether its with a girl or a guy… oh wow there I go rhyming again.  I got the muse in me… too bad its not a big fat dick instead.

Suzi   1-888-229-3797

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My ex boyfriend’s 19 year old brother won’t leave me alone!!!  And it’s all my own fault because I blew the little shit in the parking lot  of my old job. 

All because I needed a ride to the airport.  His brother and I had just broken up and tings were still too ugly to even consider asking him any favors,   but I knew I could count on little bro Jeremy to come to my rescue.  Whenever the ex and I would hang out he’d always manage to pop over to “watch the game” on  his wide screen tv.. Funny how he would  be watching us out of the corner of his eye making out instead.  He was such a pest!  Cute… but still.. what a pest!

He meant well tho, and he was pretty obvious about his crush on me, which is always flattering.   When the ex and I broke up he took harder than my ex did!! 

Anyway… the blowjob… YES it was extremely bad judgment on my part.  Thing was, I hadn’t had sex in TWO WEEKS (thanks to the breakup ugh) and I was majorly horny. Jeremy is a total cutie pie, and you KNOW how i love to do risky crazy things in public.   So I decided to show him my appreciation for giving me a ride to the airport by blowing him right there in the parking lot.  Not even inside the car…  but outside only partially hidden from view in the parking garage,with people passing by in their cars!! (No wonder I got fired not long after this incident lol).      I pushed him up against the door of his car squatted down on my knees and unbuckled his jeans.  I slid his already hard dick in my mouth, eased it all the way to the back of my throat like the expert deepthroater I am….   and he came in  all of 30 seconds.  It wasn’t even worth it, really…..  I hadn’t even started fingering myself yet!!

Even more bad judgment on my part.  Because I was still horny,  I made him finger me the entire time as we drove to the airport.  Steering with his left hand and diddling me with the other.   I bucked and moaned the whole way and came on his fingers while we were on the freeway.  He started swerving and shit it nearly killed us!   I was a little too much for him I guess Cos  we ran a red light or three that trip hehehe..    When we finally pulled into the airport departure lane I looked over and saw he had a raging hard on again.  But I didn’t have time to take care of that one as I was already running late for check in!   I hugged him goodbye and thanked him for the ride, and left hoping he would sort of forget about it somehow while I was gone.  I was already feeling guilty.

No such luck.  That was six months ago, right before Christmas…    He has called me or asked to come visit me at least once a week ever since.  I’ve stayed strong and haven’t repeated our parking lot escapade, if you can believe it.   I like him and all but he’s really not my type.  Much too young and he reminds me too much of his brother… with whom I broke up for a REASON.   Plus.. that would be too awkward;  he and his bro are still close.

Just don’t know how to let him down easy.   He left me a long voicemail tonight…  the gist of it was Hey Suzi it’s been a long time.  I can’t stop thinking about that time in the parking lot… your mouth felt incredible and I’d do anything to feel that again.   I miss you and I could make you happy if you’d just give me a chance blah blah blah… 

AAAAHHH.  Me and my big mouth.  LITERALLY.

Suzi  1-888-229-3797

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