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Sex On The Beach
“Sex on the Beach is soooo Romantic”.
Don’t you believe it! It is the WORST sex there is. See, if you get the big-grain sand, it’s hard as cement and you might as well just do it on the sidewalk.
If you’re “lucky” and find one of those beaches with the real fine sand, it gets anywhere imagineable … it clings to anywhere you sweat or is moist … get the picture? No more than ten minutes into it, it feels like his dick has a sandpaper condom on it. Once it’s time to give up and clean off, forget it … you have sand in places you can NEVER reach. You’re stuck with uncomfortable sand scratches for days.
Give me a nice plush motel room anyday. Pound away on those springy mattresses, roll around every which way you want, then go cool off in the pool while the “maid request” sign is hanging. Once the maid has passed by, it’s back to the room for round two.
Lana
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The Beach
I love the beach.
I know, you’re saying “Big girl at the beach, no way!” I know something you don’t know … it’s all about attitude.
I show up in my bikini and pour on that charm, and I get guys falling all over themselves to please me. None of those toothpick girls can line the guys up like I can. I’ll head down to the beach volleyball tournament and wait for my chance to play. In no time at all, I’m out there jumping around, seeing how much bounce my breasts can give. Those itty-bitty-flat-committee just huff and puff while the guys all start chatting with me.
I’ll take my pick of the litter, and send the others back to play with the stick-figure girlies. The one I grab follows me back to my motel room where I tear him up one side and down the other. No, big girls aren’t necessarily lazy … some of us are big because we really know how to enjoy all the pleasures in life.
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