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Last weekend a friend of mine from high school had his birthday.  He and I had dated on-and-off all through high school, and it had been a running joke about how much he wanted to ‘tap that ass’, while I kept a firm guideline that my ass was “exit only”.

Well, he invited me to his birthday party (who the hell has a birthday party when they’re 26??), so I felt kind of obliged to show up.  Times being tough, though, I didn’t have much cash on hand for a birthday present.  I finally decided what I would do for his birthday without costing too much.

I showed up at his house for the party with a small present wearing a trenchcoat that I refused to take off, just giving him a wicked grin.  Opening his present, he found a whoopie cushion.  Looking up at me quizically, I just smiled back with my best Mona Lisa smile I could pull off.  Throughout the party, any time I was close to him, I just gave him one of those ‘I have a secret you want to know’ smiles, and brushed right past him.

As the party wore down and people filed out, I le him back into the bedroom and dropped my trenchcoat, turning around … I was completely naked under the trenchcoat with the exception of a big bow right above my ass.  I climbed onto my hands & knees onto his bed, and he wasted no time figuring out this birthday present.  His clothes started flying off like he’d been caught in a tasmanian devil whirl as he jumped at the offer that had been so taboo in high school.

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