BBW World of Phone Sex

Well today was an unexpected pleasure!  I went to the salon to get my usual bikini wax, and my usual lady was out.  In her place was this big beautiful redhead, large luscious boobs, big thighs and a nice round bubble ass.  She was built like a venus figurine… all curves and roundness and beauty.   I love looking at a woman as much as any man does, of course being a lady I know how to cool my jets and be subtle.  There was something particularly adorable about her pouty red lips, freckled skin and big innocent looking green eyes. She apologized that Tasha, my regular pedicure and wax girl was out due to a family emergency and that Tasha had asked that she attend to me personally.    I asked if she and Tasha were close and she grinned a bit saying oh yes, very close.  They had met when they were in cosmetology school together and have been inseperable ever since, live together on the Bay for five years now.  It didn’t take me long to put two and two together.  Tasha and this cute young thing are LOVERS!  I had no idea Tasha even went that way, even as I sat with her every weekend going on and on about my exploits with both the ladies and the gents.   I felt a bit silly not knowing why…

This hot new girl, her name is Missy too, by the way… got started on the bikini wax… and I was feeling a bit self conscious and flustered the whole time.  Nothing went wrong.  You get your pussy waxed bald once it’s pretty much the same everytime.   I  must admit she was every bit as efficient quick and painless of my Tasha.  I commented on this and she said that they wax each other all the time and they’ve gotten it down to a science.  As she was whiping and toweling me off  she noticed a strip of wax on my labia she’d missed.   She went to pluck it off, and though I hadn’t watched the process as she waxed me earlier,  the sight of her long fingers moving towards my lower lips got me instantly moist.  I said “Uhhh I think you might wanna let me get that before you start something you can’t finish.”  

“I believe in finishing everything I start, Miss Missy…”  she cooed.  Our eyes locked and I knew in an instant what was going down.  Or I should say. WHO was going down…

I watched as The Other Missy drew the privacy screen back around us, cutting us off from the rest of the traffic in the salon.  I grinned from ear to ear,  putting my finger up to my Mouth.. “Shhhhhhhhhh…”  I said, giggling…

“I’m a professional, honey..” she said with a gleam in her gorgeous green eyes.  And as she lowered her big beautiful body down to her knees, whipped her long red hair over her shoulder to one side and moved her face between my thighs, I gasped aloud just as her long pink tongue sank deep into home…

MISSY  1 888 286 6497

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I had a friend give me a 2-week trial membership pass to a health club, and figured I would use it. I showed up at the health club and first thing I noticed was that all the women looked like they puked after every meal.
Feeling a bit out of place, I decided to try the bench press. No sooner had I got things set up than a young hispanic man showed up and offered his assistance as a spotter. Not sure exactly what a spotter does, I said okay, and got ready to lift. Next thing I know, his shorts were rught over my head. I nearly dropped the weights right there. Well, I started doing reps, and the more I did, the larger the bulgein his shorts became. I wanted to keep doing reps just so I couls keep looking up between his thighs, but when I started feeling the pain, I decided to stop. I sat up on the bench, and he sat beside me. We chatted about the scarecrow figures of the other women in the place, and he admitted that he preferred a woman that didn’t look like she was a recent release from a concentration camp.
It turned out that he worked at the club, and took me to his office to “talk about a one-year contract”. Well, we had a real good workout in his office, but never got around to any paperwork.
Latin Lovers … irresistable!!

Lana at 1-888-694-5083

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I can’t believe how sheltered my boyfriend is sometimes.  I mean sexually.  I’m only the second girl he’s ever slept with.  He had some longterm highschool sweetheart but they broke up when he graduated college last year.  In a way I love it, cuz that means I get to train him. She was kind of a prude who only liked sex missionary.  HA!!   But at times his virginal ways drive  me crazy;  I am  SUPER adventurous and I need my partner to be too.  He has what it takes to be truly kinky and he’s definitely cum a long way since he started seeing me. He  LOVES to watch, he loves porn, he loves to tie me up and to be tied up,  and he loves to play with me in front of others. He even loves hearing about my sexual exploits past and present.    But certain things freak him out. 

So I’m sucking his dick this morning, right? And he’s all OoooOO Suuzzzz  OooOOo Suuuuuuz  which means he’s about to blow so its time to either pull out his cock and let him spray on my face and my tits, or SWALLOW every last drop.  He gets so turned on watching me do both  sometimes that he stays hard and fucks me again right away.  I LOVE His stamina!  But I noticed that whenever I choose to swallow he won’t kiss me for at least an hour, cuz he’s freaked out “Ewww my dick was just in there, gross!”  But before I started blowing him this morning I made him promise to kiss me afterwards, just this once.  He’ll agree to anything when he needs a blowjob, trust me!  So he blows his load and I let it fill my mouth… he is SUCH a heavy cummer it’s unbelievable… always at least six or seven HUGE spurts of cum from him.  So he  unloads in my mouth and instead of swallowing I hold it all in my cheek and  flash him this big secret cheshire cat smile.  He collapses backwards on the bed gasping for breath, unsuspecting.  I crawl on top of him, still smiling, and lean in close for that kiss.  I see him close his eyes and open his mouth so trustingly…..

EWWWWWWWW!!!  SUUUUUUUUZ!! AAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!  WHAT?? WTF?”"  WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!!  *gagging sounds*

“It’s a snowball, baby!”  I coo at him, batting my lashes.

“You.. YOU…. Y-you….  UGH!!!”

“Oh come on… it’s protein.  You need more protein in your diet, you’re all skin and bones!”  I’m howling watching him spit and wipe his mouth..

He’s red with rage and embarrassment, his mouth frothing with cum … He chases me around the apartment with a pillow, half laughing half yelling at me….  Poor baby.  He’s still traumatized.  Everytime I walk into the room he pouts and turns his head away from me.     I’ll have to make it up to him somehow.  He says he’s going to make me pay for that, when I least expect it… I’m not sure how, tho.   There’s nothing I’m not kinky enough to try and like.  Bring it on!!

SUZI  1 888 229 3797

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“Sex on the Beach is soooo Romantic”.
Don’t you believe it! It is the WORST sex there is. See, if you get the big-grain sand, it’s hard as cement and you might as well just do it on the sidewalk.
If you’re “lucky” and find one of those beaches with the real fine sand, it gets anywhere imagineable … it clings to anywhere you sweat or is moist … get the picture? No more than ten minutes into it, it feels like his dick has a sandpaper condom on it. Once it’s time to give up and clean off, forget it … you have sand in places you can NEVER reach. You’re stuck with uncomfortable sand scratches for days.
Give me a nice plush motel room anyday. Pound away on those springy mattresses, roll around every which way you want, then go cool off in the pool while the “maid request” sign is hanging. Once the maid has passed by, it’s back to the room for round two.

Lana
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I’m so embarrassed. I got really drunk last night and made a fool of myself at a dance club.  Apparently I had like 9969699700443 Jello-Shots and got traaaaaaaashed, and got kicked out for flashing my cootch at people while dancing on the bar.  Well my bf tells me it was for alot more than that, as I can only vaguely remember what happened.  From what I understand it wasn’t just that I flashed them, but that I squatted and peed a little in this one guy’s shot glass since he was egging me on.  That part I kind of do remember because he was staring up my skirt while I was dancing  (no panties, natch) and I remember going over to him and lifting up my skirt to give him a full view of the ol’ lady hole, and he started screaming OMG OMG YOUR PUSSY GIVE ME THAT PUSSY sticking out his tongue like he wanted to lick it, and  he may or may not actually have licked my clit a couple of times, I remember sitting on the bar and him burying his face between my thighs and shaking his head back and forth like B-B-B-B-B-bUH!!! And laughing cuz his five o’clock shadow was tickling me…  then I got up and yeah now I remember I got up and said “looks like you need another drink!”  so I grabbed the shot glass from his hand and squatted over it and peed in it a little.. and shortly after that all hell broke loose LOL. 

My bf puts up with alot of my antics but the next thing I knew he and the security guards were dragging me the hell out of the bar into a cab home.  I was so pissed and kicking and screaming and carrying on, and then I got superhorny for some reason and tried to convince my BF to let me blow him in the taxi.  HE FUCKING REFUSED ME LOL.  Then we get to my place and he’s half dragging me half carrying me into my apt and telling me I need to sleep it off and he’d be back in the morning.  Last thing I remember was being face down on the bed thnking I hafta pee I’d better get up and pee.  But this morning I woke up in the same position, facedown in the bed, in a pool of my own pissy wet sheets and clothes soaked thru with the unmistakeable smell of vodka and urine.  UGH.  My mattress is soaked fucking thru and thru too. I’m trying to dry it out, but I think it’s toast.  Oh fucking well.  I wonder if those Bedwetter’s groups have AA meetings on the side??  I’d better get on the phone to my BF and make it up to him.  I’m gonna have to give him SO MUCH HEAD to make up for last night, I’d better start popping my jaw ahead of time, loosen it up good for when he grudgefucks my face tonight! LOL. 

SUZI 1 888 229 3797

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You can see by my picture that I’m not one of those bony, anorexic girls. The guys I know like me like this … a girl that’s happy with how she is, and has the energy to enjoy life properly.
I was on a date the other night, and after an evening of hair-pulling, back-scratching ass-slapping sex, he surprised me by asking if he could keep my panties. I realized that I had never actually taken them off - only pulled them to the side - so they were sopping wet mixed in our love-juices.
I figured he was into wearing panties or something, so I suggested he buy some clean ones or wait until I washed these, but he explained that since I cum so much, he would be able to smell my scent on them for a long time to come.
Well, he got me thinking, so here goes … if there’s any of you out there that want some panties, give me a call. If you call me and want the panties I’m wearing during the call, that can be arranged. I get so wet all the time that I’m always going through new pairs of panties like crazy.

LANA
1-888-694-5083

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I still recall my 14th birthday so vividly it’s almost like yesterday. Momma was at work when daddy and my three brothers decided it was time to celebrate. Daddy grabbed hold of me in the living room and sat down on the couch. He pulled me across his lap and tore off my skirt I was wearing, all in one motion. Yanking my panties down to my ankles, he called my brothers into the room.
My brothers watched while daddy gave me my birthday spankings. Once daddy was done, each of my brothers took their turn spanking my big, red naked ass. After my baby brother was finished, daddy rolled me off his lap onto the floor. I just lay there for a bit, my bottom stinging from all that spanking. After a bit, I noticed my brothers were all standing over me grinning. It wasn’t until then that I realized my panties were still down around my ankles. I couldn’t think of how things could get more embarrassing, so I kicked off my panties, spread my legs and started masturbating right in front of all of them.

Brandi
1-888-258-6609

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What’s a lonely girl to do? It;s summer, AC’s broken, and I’m still hot and horny.  Tonight I was laying in bed, fucking myself with my favorite dildo as usual, but noticing how much I was sweating, even with the fan.. well sometimes sweaty is good and sometimes it’s distracting and keeps you off your goal, if you know what I mean.  So I got up got a bowl of ice cubes to keep by the bed, and laid back down to finish getting myself off.  Too cool down I grabbed an ice cube and pressed it to my neck, feeling the cold wetness dribble into my hair and my pillow.   I slid it down my neck to my collarbone and to my breasts, one nipple, then the other nipple, delighting in the torture and relief until it melted into a cold puddle in the big fleshy folds of my stomach… Grabbed another cube, picked up where I left off on my big round tummy,dripping into my navel  until it disappeared at the top of the rough stubbly hairs of my snatch (time for another shave!).  Grabbed another cube and began to circle my hard swollen clit with its icy torture, the heat from my pussy melting the ice much faster than the rest of my body….  by now I’m soaking wet with ice water and my own cunt juices flowing.. the ecstasy of sensations hot and cold and wet and stubble and sweat all conspiring me to take a handful of cubes and force them into my pussy one by one… they almost immediately melted upon contact but oh my LORD what a feeling.  I know what I’ve got to try next time.. I think I’ll try freezing my dildo over night and seeing what that feels like in  he morning.  Right now I”m in a puddle of wet sheets…I have no idea how much is from the ice water and how much is from my big fat cunt.  Not that I care, because there is a hell of a lot more wet where that came from. 

MISSY  1 888 286 6497

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By looking at me, you already figure I like food … but what I like most about food is using them for ‘toys’.
Everyone knows about cucumbers … sure, giant dildo with little french tickler bubbles on it. See, I prefer a zucchini because it has more knobbies. Carrots are good, too … they don’t fill you up as much, bu with a little extra hands-on, they can reach all sorts of interesting places. Bananas are okay for a short time, but they go soft too fast (that sounds familiar, huh?). Strawberries and cherries, always fun to play with, especially if you add in whipped cream or that chocolate-in-a-squirt-bottle stuff.
Got some more ideas? Call me, and we’ll chat about it.

Lana 1-888-694-5083