Archive for May, 2009
Detention

I love spring … the time that the flowers and tree blossoms finally know that winter’s over. A medely of colors and smells. It takes me back to when I was in school … my sophomore year, in fact.
I had hated English class. It was right after lunch break, so I was feeling lazy, and the teacher, Mr Pryor, was such a bore. One spring day, I just couldn’t concentrate at all … my mind was on the wonderful warm day outside and I started daydreaming.
My daydream was interrupted by Mr Pryor’s gritty voice going “Well, Lana? Anything you want to add?” Startled, I fumbled with the textbook on my desk, muttering. In a raised voice, Mr. Pryor said “I guess Lana doesn’t want to spend class with all of us, so I’ll just have to keep her after school for detention. Now, back to the subject …” and once more I lost interest in the class, thinking about how I was going to miss out on one of the most perfect days of the year, stuck in detention.
After school, I reported back to Mr. Pryor’s classroom and settled in, grudgingly. I noticed that no other kids got detention - this was sure to be a boring afternoon. After a few minutes, I looked up at Mr. Pryor and noticed his eyes were directed down below my desktop. I suddenly remembered that I had worn an especially short skirt that day, and that my legs had opened slightly while I had been focused on the homework in front of me.I quickly closed my legs, and his eyes snapped up, but he had a slight smile on his face. I went back to my homework, this time more aware of things. I allowed my legs to slowly spread again, then glanced up. Sure enough, his eyes were back down at my crotch. Knowing he was watching got me hot, and my pussy started getting wet. I dropped one hand down there, and slowly pulled my panties to he side, then slipped a finger inside. Acting like I was completely unaware of him, I started moving my finger in and out The juices were definitely starting to flow by then, so I broulght my finger up to my mouth and slid it into my mouth. Glancing up, I nearly choked when I saw Mr. Pryor … he was leaning back behind his desk, staring at my wet pussy and it was obvious he was pounding his meat. Deciding to risk it all, I raised my ass off the chair enough to pull my panties down. I then let the panties fall down to my ankles and spread my legs again, this time very wide. I started masturbating for real now, finger-fucking my pussy furiously. I watched him intently, and he stopped trying to hide it either … he started really stroking that shaft, and I could see its head bobbing up from behind his desk with each stroke. I undid my blouse, and let my boobs fall out of their bra, and started pinching my nipple. This was too much for him, and I saw that white juice spray up onto his shirt and into his face. Embarrassed, he finally looked up at my face, and muttered “Your detention is over now”. Smiling, I kicked my panties into the air toward him before getting up to leave.
I ended up getting detention alot that year … funny, though … I never seemed to mind it.
Lana 1-888-694-5083
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Ode to Pleasure
there once was a nice girl named Suzi
who was more than a bit of a floozy
she squirted and fingered
for boys who would bring her
big cocks for her tight little pussy
okay wow, i suck at poetry. but i’m much better sucking at other things… ;) . i just realized i spend so much time talking about pleasuring myself, i never talk about how much i love to please others. i love to lick, to suck, to nibble… i love to swallow and beg. i love to tease, touch, and surrender. i love it on top or on bottom. i love it on my side. i love it from behind… i love it with my legs behind my ears. i love everything about sex. put it in one of my holes and i’m in heaven. the sounds, the sensations, the smells. it all gets me high. whether its with a girl or a guy… oh wow there I go rhyming again. I got the muse in me… too bad its not a big fat dick instead.
Suzi 1-888-229-3797
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No commentsLana

American muscle cars … a thing of beauty.
This last weekend I went cruising with my friend in her classic white Impala convertible.
We were having fun singing along with the radio when this big truck pulled up next to us. I looked over, and the driver was wiggling his tongue at me. I told my girlfriend “let’s have some fun with this guy.” We gave each other a wicked smile, and the tease was on…
I smiled over at the truck driver as I pulled my top up over my head, showing off my titties.
Oh My God! I thought that guy was going to run off the road right there. After a big double-take on his part, he pulled back even with us, grinning so big I thought his face would split.
Well, that was fun, but we weren’t done with him just yet. I raised up my skirt a bit, and slid off my panties. Then I leaned toward my girlfriend, exposing my ass to him, and gave myself a nice big spank.
Here we were barrelling down the freeway, with his eyes glued on me, smiling like it was his birthday.
I then raised my leg high in the air and slid a finger inside my wet pussy. I wiggled it a bit before bringing it up to my lips for him to see me suck on it.
The look of shock on his face told me all I needed to see, as my girlfriend sped on ahead, leaving him far behind.
As he faded into the distance, I blew him a kiss good-bye. It got me so much wetter just thinking about who he’d be dreaming about that night.
I’d love to have you dream about me, too … call me.
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No commentsGood to the last drop
Been meaning to tell you all…. one of my callers has started me on exploring watersports. I never thought I’d be into it… but I have to say… it’s been incredibly erotic!!
I adore this caller. He’s not satisfied until I have at least 3 orgasms before we really get down to business, so he spoils me rotten. I try my best to explain to him everything I’m doing to myself in graphic detail. Whether I’m using just my hands to play with my pussy, fingering myself with one, two then three fingers, searching my walls for the most pleasureable hot spots, or teasing my clit in crazy circles until my hips are bucking on the bed and I can take no more… or fucking myself with my favorite dildo. I go all out for him, I want to let him know just how badly I want to climax!!
Once I’m good and warmed up he asks me to get in the bathtub and keep on masturbating… just let it all flow out… and whatever happens happens. And I swear, it’s messy but it’s worth it!! Listen, haven’t you ever cum so hard that you almost wet your pants? Some of you ladies might know what I’m talking about here. There’s something to be said about getting so fucking excited that you lose control over your body functions! I’m a big squirter to begin with, so wetting myself while I’m cumming isn’t too far fetched.
I’ve been practising alot on the potty ever since he started me on this trip. I go to the bathroom, sit down and I start rubbing myself and getting myself close, isolating the sensations in my body… which parts of me are growing more tense and which ones are going slack. Quite the erotic charge to get in tune with your body this way, just let the sensations flooooow. Of course to take it away from the learned safety of the toilet, requires a lot of unlearning of reflexes! It’s always such a surprise at first because you feel how warm it is, and you start to panic thinking… oh my god i’m peeing and i’m not on the potty!” but you push past that and just roll with it… you let it CUM and let it GOOOOOOOO. And ssssssssssssssss…. that feeling of release!
I guess it takes me back to early childhood.. back when everything was still new and I was still figuring out how my body worked and how everything made me feel and learning to control myself. Well, I was never got good at that self control thing.. especially when it comes to physical pleasure. I just can’t say no!! So no telling where all this will lead! But that’s my latest kink.
My name is Suzi and I’m a Self Wetter! My body is like a leaky faucet.. Seems I’m usually dripping something down below… Whether it’s water or cum or sweat.. I’m always leaky, lubed and ready for a hot slippery ride with my favorite toys and a hot sexy voice telling me it’s gonna be alright.
Suzi 1-888-229-3797
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No commentsNext time I’ll take a taxi
My ex boyfriend’s 19 year old brother won’t leave me alone!!! And it’s all my own fault because I blew the little shit in the parking lot of my old job.
All because I needed a ride to the airport. His brother and I had just broken up and tings were still too ugly to even consider asking him any favors, but I knew I could count on little bro Jeremy to come to my rescue. Whenever the ex and I would hang out he’d always manage to pop over to “watch the game” on his wide screen tv.. Funny how he would be watching us out of the corner of his eye making out instead. He was such a pest! Cute… but still.. what a pest!
He meant well tho, and he was pretty obvious about his crush on me, which is always flattering. When the ex and I broke up he took harder than my ex did!!
Anyway… the blowjob… YES it was extremely bad judgment on my part. Thing was, I hadn’t had sex in TWO WEEKS (thanks to the breakup ugh) and I was majorly horny. Jeremy is a total cutie pie, and you KNOW how i love to do risky crazy things in public. So I decided to show him my appreciation for giving me a ride to the airport by blowing him right there in the parking lot. Not even inside the car… but outside only partially hidden from view in the parking garage,with people passing by in their cars!! (No wonder I got fired not long after this incident lol). I pushed him up against the door of his car squatted down on my knees and unbuckled his jeans. I slid his already hard dick in my mouth, eased it all the way to the back of my throat like the expert deepthroater I am…. and he came in all of 30 seconds. It wasn’t even worth it, really….. I hadn’t even started fingering myself yet!!
Even more bad judgment on my part. Because I was still horny, I made him finger me the entire time as we drove to the airport. Steering with his left hand and diddling me with the other. I bucked and moaned the whole way and came on his fingers while we were on the freeway. He started swerving and shit it nearly killed us! I was a little too much for him I guess Cos we ran a red light or three that trip hehehe.. When we finally pulled into the airport departure lane I looked over and saw he had a raging hard on again. But I didn’t have time to take care of that one as I was already running late for check in! I hugged him goodbye and thanked him for the ride, and left hoping he would sort of forget about it somehow while I was gone. I was already feeling guilty.
No such luck. That was six months ago, right before Christmas… He has called me or asked to come visit me at least once a week ever since. I’ve stayed strong and haven’t repeated our parking lot escapade, if you can believe it. I like him and all but he’s really not my type. Much too young and he reminds me too much of his brother… with whom I broke up for a REASON. Plus.. that would be too awkward; he and his bro are still close.
Just don’t know how to let him down easy. He left me a long voicemail tonight… the gist of it was Hey Suzi it’s been a long time. I can’t stop thinking about that time in the parking lot… your mouth felt incredible and I’d do anything to feel that again. I miss you and I could make you happy if you’d just give me a chance blah blah blah…
AAAAHHH. Me and my big mouth. LITERALLY.
Suzi 1-888-229-3797
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No commentsLana’s Horny
I’m so bored and horny today. This BBW needs alot of loving. I want a life-sized Ken doll that I can dress up, and play mommie with. It would get my Asian pussy so wet to change his clothes. Oh well, until you call I’ll be laying here diddling myself.
WRESTLE-MANIA
I just had the most fun time with my little brother’s friend, James. Seems like I have the most fun whenever bro is not at home. He’s pretty popular, so it’s not unusual for his friends to be dropping in…especially because they know what a horny slut I am!
Well, James came by the other day and my brother hadn’t gotten home from work yet, so he said he wanted to wait. I was watching TV in the living room, WWE, which I know is so totally fake, but I think it’s such fun to watch anyway. James grabbed a soda from the fridge and plopped down on the other end of the couch and started bitching about how fake it is. I started arguing with him about the fact that while it might be fake, it was still hard work and dangerous and fun to watch. It got kind of heated, but it was all in fun and when he started to mimic me, I got so mad I gave him playful little punch. He started howling at me that I was totally out of control and needed to bitch slapped. I lunged at him, but he was quick and he grabbed my wrists. We were both laughing…I was on my feet, struggling like crazy, and managed to break away. He jumped up and grabbed me around the waist and said, “I’m gonna show you some real wrestling, bitch. You are going down.” LOL Them’s fightin’ words for this bitch.
Now I have weight on James for sure, but he’s taller than me. And we were about to find out who was the stronger of the two of us. We started seriously grappling. We were grabbing at each other, each trying to upset the other’s balance. We were twisting and writhing and grabbing. The laughing had stopped…instead we were just panting and grunting. We were both sweating and I was starting to get very turned on. At one point, James was behind me and reached across the front of me and I could feel his arms tight across my big tits, pressing against my nipples. The front of his body was tight against my back and I could feel an enormous hard-on jabbing at me. My pussy was soaked!
Then, without me even having a clue how about how he did it, he very gracefully swept me to the floor. But no way was I going to let it stop there. We continued to grapple and suddenly I found myself straddling him. I pushed my weight—and my dripping pussy—hard into his chest. “Who’s the bitch now?” James was totally out of breath and finding it hard to breathe with the way I was sitting on him. I looked behind me and that monster in his jeans looked like it was about ready to chew its way through. I began to inch my way up his chest. “Are you ready for the punishment, bitch?” I asked. At that point, he couldn’t even answer me and he was looking a bit dazed. I was about up to his shoulders and he easily could have thrown me, but I knew he wouldn’t. So I maneuvered myself a little and sat my big, plump pussy and ass right on his face. I could feel him snuffling for air and I know that he could feel how wet I was right through my panties (girls really shouldn’t wrestle in sundresses, lol). After a minute, I lifted myself off his face a bit to give him some air and wouldn’t ya know, that dirty boy pulled me right back down onto him. He was tonguing me through my panties, grabbing and kneading my ass with one hand and a tit with the other. I was so worked up, I came hard and moaning. I slumped and let myself fall over to the floor. From where I was laying I could see James’s cock was harder than ever.
Now that he could catch his breath again, James reached down and unzipped his pants to let his rock-hard dick get some air, too. “And now, bitch, you’re really gonna go down,” he said as he got to his knees. The first of several rounds had just ended and the fun had only just begun. And when my brother got home…tag team action!
If you want to know what happened next or after that or after that, lol…or if YOU want to try to take me on, just give me a call.
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