Suzi and the Dressing Room!
Hey everybody I’m Suzi! Tho in highschool my boyfriend used to call me “Oozin’ Susan.” For VERY good reason. 
Some things never change. Let’s see what did I do today? I drove to the mall today, to return some straight leg slacks that didn’t fit me the way I wanted (Apparently my ass has gotten even larger and rounder than when I bought them last week! D’oh! ). But on the way there I got stuck in some traffic that got built up because of an accident. Not knowing what else to do, I masturbated while I waited. I was wearing a pink rayon skirt with pink thong panties…. i wasn’t trying to be obvious or nothin, but I noticed these guys in a big range rover next to me giving me the thumbs up. I just laughed and hiked up my skirt even more, moved my thong to the side to let mylil cooder breeeeathe. I mighta cum but traffic finally cleared and we had to go.
Then I get to the mall, all horned up of course from the traffic, and the cashier guy is being a total dick at first, not wanting to take back the slacks cuz they were on sale and out of stock or something. But he was also kinda hot. Tall, dark and handsome.. big blue eyes to die for. I didn’t much so mind his giving me a hard time, but I know that they keep sale items that don’t sell in the back. I finally talk him into going to check for me, and I notice his hand and see a big gold band on his finger… just my luck he’s married ! Argh! But that never stopped me from trying before!
And yeah after swearing up an down they didn’t have the pants in stock he finally went to the back and found some in the next larger size. I went right to the dressing room to make sure these ones fit this time. Store guy still seemed to be agitated tho, he was pacing back and forth and then I overhear him on the phone and I finally realize he’s impatient becuz he’s been waiting on somebody to relieve his shift. I figure I had better hurry if I wanted to make a move!
I picked the dressing room nearest the cashier desk, accidentally on purpose leaving the door unlatched so that it sits part way open. Enough for me to see him and him to see me. And then I casually oops on purpose peel off my skirt and thong and sit down on the bench with one leg up and one leg down, fingering my clitty, thinking about the hottie cashier watching me and those guys in the range rover too.
Did I tell you that I absolutely get off on being watched!?
Sure enough I see him starting to peek my way out the corner of his eye, pretending to do stuff to the register , looking but not looking with this stone cold serious look on his face. LOL. I’m staring boldly at him now, my legs and pussy wiiiiiiiiiiide open for him and DAMMIT just then some lady walks up to the register saying “I’m here sorry it took me so long.”
But get this, he’s saying “Oh it’s okay theres no rush, I’m just logging the umm.. the credit receipts…” So much for being in a damn hurry!
That little shit didn’t move from his post but he didn’t try to come any closer to the dressing room either. I saw a couple of other people coming into the store and walking around so i figured I’d better wrap up the show. Without even trying the pants on I slip my skirt back on, and leave my thong on the floor. I reached in my purse, grabbed a pen and an old mcdonald’s receipt and wrote my number down, and set it down on the floor by my thong. Then I go up to the register and say “Thank you so much for your help finding these sir. Exactly what I needed.”
“I.. uhh.. I hope you got everything you wanted..including the slacks.” He was all stuttery and nervous…
“Not quite, but I do have all afternoon.” I said winking at him. The other lady was behind the cash register too by now, looking at both of us like Huh?? She took the slacks from me and started ringing them up, since he didn’t seem like he was going to.
As I slipped her my credit card I looked over at him and said.. “Oh by the way, you might want to check out that stall, somebody left a MESS in there.”
“Thanks for letting me know I’ll get to it right away.” And he turned and walked straight to the stall I had been in. Out of the corner of my eye I saw him bend down towards the floor and pick something up.
I didn’t need to look back or anything, mission accomplished. I gathered my purse and my bag with the new slacks, turned on my heel and left him there, skipped all the way back to my car with that no-panties spring in my step, if you know what i mean!
I don’t know why, but I’m pretty sure he’s going to call one of these days. Hopefully he won’t make me wait too long. ;)
Suzi 1-888-229-3797
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