Feb 21
Cum Cover Me

Guys always ask me where I want them to shoot their load. Haven’t they figured it out yet? Anywhere on - or in - me!!
I get wet from anything and everything to do with cum. I love the feel of sticky, hot cum shooting hard into my pussy, deep in (and all over) my big fat ass, covering my belly and big boobs, drenching my face and most definitely tasting it as it slides down my throat. I always say “Spitters are Quitters”.
Call me, and YOU tell ME where you want your cum to go.
BRANDI
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Feb 14
About Last Night
I can still taste you on me from last night.
I can feel the way your rough skin rubbed against mine, smell how your sweat scent mingled with my perfume, hear your gruff grunts as you thrust into me, and see your naked silhouette as you stood by the window afterwards. I can still taste you.
I loved the way you slid that large cock up between my tits, how I pressed my tits together, wrapping your dick tight. I loved each thrust you gave, that it was just enough for me to slide my tongue over the tip, tasting your seeping liquid, and exchanging it with my hot saliva.
I loved the light slaps you gave my ass while I rode your throbbing rod, the way you gripped each cheek tight while I felt you swelling up inside me before bursting loose that hot load deep inside me, bringing me over the edge in a gushing tidal wave of emotion.
Call me sometime;
NICOLE, at 1-888-693-9418
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No commentsFeb 13
Shadow Walk
Okay - I went on this date. It started out okay … a little snack something to eat at a drive-thru, then a movie. After that, we went off to this quiet area to be alone and started making out. Well, things progressed, and next thing you know, I’m totally naked except my shoes. This guy stops making out and gets this real wicked look in his eyes. He looks right into my eyes and says he’ll bet me that I wouldn’t dare try making it from this spot back to my house totally naked, and he waved two $100 bills at me. I have always had a hard time turning down a dare, so I agreed as long as I got the money up front.
Soooo … I climb out of the car and start planning my route … ten blocks for a fat naked lady in high-heels to cover unnoticed. Just imagine me running in the shadows, popping from tree to tree, sliding my naked butt tight against this wall, only to run over to that bush and duck down.
When I finally got home, he was there waiting with the door open. I did the final sprint inside, slammed the door shut and raped him on the spot … we were both so horny.
BRANDI at 1-888-258-6609
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Feb 7
Be My Valentine
Okay, my typical boyfriend ( or should I say ex-boyfriend) decided to dump me just a week before Valentine’s Day. Typical guy, breaks a girl’s heart just to save himself a few dollars on a gift.
Well, I’m not letting him get away with it that easily. I’m pissed as hell at him, but he’s not going to ruin MY valentine. I want as many of you as possible to call me for the next week … I want to be swallowed up in phone calls until Valentine’s Day is a memory.
I know he’s going to beg for me back after Valentine’s Day is over … After all, I’m the only girl he knows that can drink him under the table on St Patrick’s Day … he’s told me so.
Call me … LANA
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No commentsJan 31
Everyone Loves a Train
My oldest brother, Johnny’s birthday is coming up, and it reminds me of a birthday party we threw for him a few years back.
We were pretty much broke, but really wanted to give him a great birthday gift, so my other older brother, Jimmy came on an idea … he’d promote a trainride, and sell tickets. I’d be in my room waiting for the train to start. You got it … THAT kind of trainride. Well, I couldn’t think of anything that would make more money, so I agreed to go along with it.
The day came, and you wouldn’t believe the line that showed up for trainrides … it circled halfway around the house, I think. It started out pretty organized, but as things got going (and those waiting in line could hear the moaning), people got anxious I guess, because soon they weren’t waiting in line anymore … I had dick shoving at me from all over. I was grabbing, stroking, fucking, sucking anything I could touch. This was starting to be so much fun I never wanted to stop. All of a sudden, there was Paulie, my youngest brother, shoving his cock into my mouth. Although I wanted it (of course I did … he’s hung like a horse!), all I could think of was “Did you pay for this, Paulie?” … “Yeah, I’ve been saving my money” he responded. I started sucking it down, and the further I got it, the more everyone around cheered … it was obvious all eyes were on me sucking my brother’s cock. When he started shooting, his jizz started going everywhere (well, duh - my mouth was completely full of his cock!). That just got all the guys more excited, and they stared jacking off, adding their loads to my already cum-caked body.
Anyway, Johnny’s birthday was a suck-sess. We made so much money that we didn’t just buy him a birthday gift, we used the money to throw him a big party. I wonder what I’m going to get him this year for his birthday. Hmm.
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No commentsJan 24
Another mattress bites the dust
It ain’t easy bein a super squirter. I go thru more bedsheets than the KKK! But it’s not just that. My mattresses suffer. I mean yes I have rubber fitted sheets to catch it up.. but sometimes I forget to put them back on. And I think oh it’s no big deal. And then I get to masturbating, or my bf starts eating me out or I’m on a super hot call with one of you guys and all the sudden the mattress is soaked right thru to the box board. I kid you not, this is my 5th mattress in 3 years. It’s a good one too. Nice pillowtop. Nice soft and inviting.. the kind a big curvy gal’s body can sink right into and spread out…. make big fat angels in…. I LOVE my bedroom I really do. I just wish I wasn’t quite so juicy.
Not to mention I’ve nearly drowned my bf a few times. The other night I was sitting on his face and I gushed cum right up his nose. He couldn’t stop hacking and coughing for a whole hour.
But I got mine! Ha!!!
Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s time to break in this brand new queen size… Mmmmmmm
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No commentsJan 12
Funny Games - NOT
Some guys just don’t know when they’ve gone too far.
My current (soon to be ex) boyfriend went too far yesterday, and the only reason he’s not already my ex is that I intend to exact my revenge on him before I dump him.
To be fair, during our relationship, we’re constantly pulling pranks on each other … like the time I sent a male stripper to him at work, or the time he had the department store announce that my husband was waiting outside with our 12 kids … three times, and each time with a different husband name.
This time was different, though … he went too far. I went with him to the construction site he was working at, and we wandered around until I had to pee … really bad. Against my better judgement, I used one of those little phonebooth toilets all construction sites have, and no sooner than I had squatted over the toilet doing my best not to touch anything … WHOOSH the walls and roof just went up in the air. A crane had taken all privacy away, and there was the construction crew gathered around to watch me pee in public. I couldn’t stop it … I had to pee so bad. I just stayed there trying to ignore the catcalls and wolf whistles as my golden stream gushed forth.
To him, this was just another funny jokedone in front of his friends that saw his male stripper, but to me, that went too far. I HAVE to get him back … one last big prank. Then I can dump his sorry ass!
Give me a call
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No commentsJan 10
Even girls can play the crying game
I just found out something that really freaked me out. One of the hairdresser’s at my hair salon I go to used to be a guy!! And I had no, like ZERO no idea none none none!! She is absolutely gorgeous not manly looking at all and doesn’t sound it either. She isn’t even tall or nothing either, I’m pretty sure I’m at least as tall as she is if not taller (I’m 5′7) .. and she is thick and voluptuous light skinned black girl with the most gorgeous face I’ve ever seen. I kept asking the other hair stylists about her cuz they know I swing both ways and always tease me about my girl crushes… but whenever i would ask them about Shaundra was she gay at all did she have a girlfriend or boyfriend they would just smirk and change the subject on me. One time she gave me a wash and set and when she bent over to rinse out my hair her big boobs fell in my face and they were soft and luscious and sooooo sweet smelling. She sort of had to smash them into me to reach the conditioner and I thought i was gonna cream my panties right then and there.
Anyway I kept asking about her every week and the other day I went in hoping to see her and maybe get another wash and set but she wasn’t in. So I asked the manager if she was off and she told me no Shaundra had quit and moved to another salon downtown. I was heartbroken!! The manager chuckled a bit saying “You really had it bad for her, huh….” I blushed and said yeah she was hella fine!! Then the manager said well honey if it makes you feel any better I don’t think she would have been your type anyway. And I was all what do you mean she was EXACTLY my type total voluptuous girlie girl. And she laughed “yeah.. about the GIRL part…She wasn’t always one you know….”
I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. But apparently some of the hairdressers had found out about her and told some of her customers who started giving her a hard time and stopped going to her. That made me soooo sad…. and i was still so confused. I asked her which salon she was at now and then the manager got all quiet saying “youre not gonna take your business away from us I hope!” I assured her I wasn’t, but now I’m not so sure.
So I didn’t get a wash and set that day. I was too stunned. And I felt too bad for poor Shaundra. But even more than that I’ve become super curious… to an obsessive degree. I’ve been looking up transgender stuff online like crazy trying to figure out what all she had to go thru to be how she is today. And I’ve been watchign some of the shemale porn too… wondering if Shaundra had the full operation or was she still a “chick with a dick?” I wonder if that would offend her? I wonder alot of things. I’ve been dreaming about her alot… really intense sex dreams where Shaundra and I are on a date at a restaurant fingering each other under the table. Then suddenly I look down and I realize her fingers are actually FIVE PENISES and they are moving in and out of my cunt and cumming over and over inside of me… I gasp with surprise and confusion as well as pleasure and I look into her eyes trying to figure out what kind of creature she is.. but all I can see are those big sweet brown eyes of her staring at me, melting my soul…. DAMN. I think I might be in love with her! And now I’ve lost her and I have no idea where she is except that she works at some hair salon downtown. That could be anywhere!
Even tho it would be insane to stalk her down, I feel like I just HAVE to find her again and let her know I’m her friend… I feel bad about all the times I made fun of “trannies” that I’d seen out at clubs or working the hooker strolls…. they must have it so hard in life now that I think about it. Even poor Shaundra, who you would never know was a transsexual in a million years, she had to leave her job because people were giving her a hard time. And girls that beautiful, no matter how they got that beautiful, she only ever have kisses and hugs and sweet love made to them every night!
Good lord I do have it bad don’t i? Lol… oh well.. i’d better get out the phone book and look up the salons… lots of shaundra stalking to do ahead of me! Wish me luck!
MISSY 1 888 286 6497
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No commentsJan 7
Cheesecake!!
Yeah, so every year I make the same resolution, and every year I break the same resolution. What’s with dieting? It should be outlawed!
You guessed it, my resolution was to lose weight this year … well, I’m off to a great start. I was trying to get my mind off food, so I head over to my friend’s house to just chat with her for awhile, and what does she have out on her kitchen table? A Whole Cherry Cheesecake with only one slice missing. I LOVE cheesecake … I mean REALLY love it. As soon as I see it there, my eyes can’t leave it. My friend sees that I’m very distracted, and offers for me to have the rest of it, that it was too rich for her. She’s also trying to rush me out the door since she has a date coming over. Not wanting to spoil her date, I grab the cheesecake and head back to my place. I grab a fork and sit down in front of the T.V. and dig in. Oh My Gawd!! It was GOOD! Part-way through eating it, I thought to myself “This is better than sex!” … then a funny notion comes to me … What could be better than this if this is better than sex? … This WITH sex! … so I go grab my trusty vibrator and leave my panties behind in the bedroom, then stretch out on the sofa to REALLY enjoy the cherry cheesecake. I’d slide a bite into my mouth, and as I ran it around in my mouth, savoring the taste, I’d slide my vibrator in and out of my pussy. MMmmm. I was in heaven!
Anyway, by the time I climaxed, the cheesecake was all gone. You know how they say “You can’t have your cake and eat it, too”? … well, you can always have the memory of the cake, but only if you eat it. Okay, so I slipped again on my resolution … I’ll slip again next year if someone offers me cheesecake and sex.
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No commentsJan 3
Happy New Year!
Just wanted to give a shout out, wishing everyone a happy New Year. Now for my story…
I was at a New Year’s party, and just like everyone else, had a few too many, so I wasn’t too steady on my feet. That plus the fact that there were people everywhere also not too steady on their feet made trying to walk a comedy of errors. I stumbled at one point, and my foot went right into a Lemon Meringue pie (don’t ask me what it was doing on the floor … maybe the guy before me dropped it in order to keep HIS balance).
Well, YUK! … Lemon meringue squishing between my toes and making my foot too slippery to walk, so I just flopped right there confused as to what to do next when this knight in shining armor appeared in front of me (Actually, it was Dean from the accounting department, and he was just dressed in his usual stuff, minus the coat and with his tie loose instead of a tight, perfect knot.
Dean knelt down in front of me without saying a word, and started licking my foot clean while gazing up into my eyes. I just sat there at first confused, then realizing what was going on, I shifted my leg position to allow him better access for cleaning (which also allowed him a chance to look up my dress). Once I did that, there was no stopping Dean … he gave my entire foot a tongue bath, even getting the last bit of meringue from between each of my toes.
After that, we were inseperable for the ret of the evening … he even sobered up enough to drive me home afterwards … but that’s another story.
1-888-694-5083, ask for Lana
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